too immaculate to masturbate

So I finally did it. I started (and am now almost) finished with the Twilight series. I'm on Breaking Dawn right now. I guess I can see how girls are getting into it. That Bella/Edward/Jacob love triangle, girls just eat that shit up! But anway...

My garden is finished (for the season).
I found out that everyone is going to be Michael Jackson for H-ween so that's out.
I fucking hate facebook.
I love making lists!
My sticker collection is getting larger by the day <3
Country music isn't that bad! I like Zac Brown band, their melodies are so cool. Taylor Swift and Lady Antebellum are hardly country too!
Um...

idk.

Watched A Very Long Engagement starring Audrey Tautou. It wasn't Breakfast at Tiffany's but it was a lovely romance-cum-mystery nonetheless. Watch it. If you liked Amélie you will love A Very Long Engagement. I didn't have a romantic, sensitive, dorky boyfriend to snuggle with, nor pink ranunculus, but I cut some of my garden cosmos and stuck it in a vase and had tacos with a family that loves me.

I had a nice day. Not exactly what I had in mind, but nice all the same.

Oh! I've been really into snail mail lately. Please let's exchange letters! Harken back to a simpler time avec moi, s'il vous plait! If you leave your address I'll send you a letter and I'll leave mine too (screening is on.) I love mailing since my internet access is still hit-and-run style.

Tomorrow is my birthday. 23.

My birthday wish is that I had this awesome sensitive boyfriend who wears thick glasses and looks like Jay Baruchel. He would knock on my door like a stranger. When I would answer the door he would be standing there with a cute look on his face and a bunch of pink ranunculus in his nervous fist. I would invite him in and then we would have iced tea while cuddling and watching Audrey Hepburn movies all day.

I honestly don't know what I'm going to really do tomorrow. It's just going to be another day, except everyone's going to say how old I'm getting, blah, blah, blah. I want to escape to my sensitive boyfriend's apartment.

I'm addicted to the Sanrio store. My favourite thing to do is buy a shitton of paper products, use some sparingly, then pull out the whole load after a while and admire it, then carefully put it all back <3 I'm in love with Sugarbunnies, so puffy and sweet!!

My cosmos finally bloomed, such lovely pink blossoms. They got so swollen and then finally they popped into sweet pink daisies :)

I love marijuana. I'm going to swim in steel blue smoke.

Yay! An unexpected jaunt (they are always unexpected) to Phoenix! Sanrio store here I come.

Demon face. Definitely not friendly.

I hate frilly irises. I can't stand them, standing tall, looking down all the other flowers. If ugly, frilly bearded irises were people they would be those prima donna bitches everyone says they like but secrety hate. Give me classy, elegant roses, lovely, humble tulips, unassuming cosmos, and everyday daisies.

I hate fancy irises.

Feeling frantic. Funny. Miss Devin. About to cry. I hate death and mortality. I wish I could... I don't know. Stupid humans can't do anything.

Been so lethargic. I've been swimming ALOT. I have a wicked sunburn to prove it. I think I'm going to straighten my hair today. I think it's sexier when it's straight. Geeking out on cute geeky Japanese boy. That's all.